A private invitation
From someone I don’t know
Arrived in my in box today
I didn’t read it though.

Cuz I was busy checking out
Hot tips on penny stocks
I’d gotten from three strangers
Opportunity knocks!

I thought I’d spend the riches
That would soon come rolling in
On a logo for my company,
And Rolexes for my kin,

Down payments on a home or two
With super interest rates,
Rolexes for my friends at work–
I’d better buy two crates–

And viagara or cialis
Or an herbal remedy
To help my aunt and uncle
To jump start their family.

It’s funny that they call it “SPAM”–
It isn’t about meat.
But even though it isn’t food
It sure is a nice treat!