The long awaited night has come. My daughter is watching the new Dora the Explorer move, “Dora Saves the Crystal Kingdom”. Here’s my outline for a better Dora movie.
Dora and Boots go to withdraw money from the ATM, only to find that their bank has failed. During the transition to FDIC control, the ATM is [...]

Here’s an image I whipped up for my link exchange website just after I introduce the problem of what I call “caveman links pages”:

The caption reads, “When you’re courting the search engines, you have to be sensitive to their needs.” (My wife got a chuckle out of that).
How does the song go?
“I was lookin’ for [...]

You know the old saying: “Give a man a dollar and he’ll eat a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger. Teach a man to earn a dollar and he’ll die from eating Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.”
Well, it’s something like that.
Russell Brunson and I are launching a new website where you can get 5 things for a dollar, and none [...]

Copyblogger is running a haiku writing contest and giving away a MacBook Air, Product Launch Formula 2.0, and the Teaching Sells online training program. I want the MacBook!
To that end, I’ve written a “morphing” haiku — each line of the haiku morphs into the next, taking me from writing the haiku on line one to [...]

Every once in a while, I hear about another “National Something-Or-Other Day” or “National This-Or-That Month”, and it makes me wonder. Who decides that August 5 will be “National Underwear Day”? (I’m not kidding about that one, by the way!)
Unless there’s some Department of National Days and Months that I’ve never heard about, anybody can [...]

“Evolution is like a box of baboons, you never design what your gonna implement.” That almost sounds like it could mean something, doesn’t it?
I’ve got a script running on my blog named “Wisdom of the Drunken Sages” (it’s one of mine). It takes the structure of a familiar sentence (like the Forrest Gump quote used [...]

I’ve finally done it — Saturday night, I posted my first video on YouTube. It’s one that I made for my Guru Stalker website, but I’ll embed it here too:

I’ll keep “vodcasting” under that persona and see how it plays.
Oh, and stay tuned for a much more polished video for the song you hear at [...]

I’m not one to spend a lot of time watching YouTube videos, but videos like this make me wonder whether I’m missing more than I realized. This is the first take of Weird Al and Donny Osmond in front of the green screen shooting the video. In the final video, you only saw a little [...]

You know the saying, “never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.” I’d like to suggest an alternative, “never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till next week.”
Okay, I’m not entirely serious, but here’s my thinking: if you’ve got a task that you’re putting off because you just don’t have [...]

Give a man a fish, and he’ll sue you for a lifetime supply.
Teach a man to fish, and his friends will sue you for not teaching them.
Ah, the new American dream! I’ve read where a number of people have talked about how people they’d given something to got a sense of entitlement, expected [...]