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Humor and commentary on humor by Antone Roundy

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The other 1% can't solve it because it's just a bunch of gobbledygook, and not a puzzle at all.

But I'll bet we can make it go viral anyway amongst people trying to get their friends to help solve it. Please help me out by using the share buttons that appear when you hover over...
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Am I the only one who gets a little annoyed by all those "share this if you..." pictures on Facebook? I love my kids, support causes A, B and C, and all that. But I don't want to share the pictures. Especially when they're nothing but a cutesy, pink background and some words that imply...
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Okay, this is funny. When I configured my GMail account to send mail as my email address at my domain, it sent a confirmation email to the address I'd specified. That email address forwards everything to my GMail account.

After several minutes, the confirmation email hadn't arrived. So I checked my server logs. Sure enough,...
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The long awaited night has come. My daughter is watching the new Dora the Explorer movie, "Dora Saves the Crystal Kingdom". Here's my outline for a better Dora movie.

Dora and Boots go to withdraw money from the ATM, only to find that their bank has failed. During the transition to FDIC control, the ATM...
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Here's an image I whipped up for my link exchange website just after I introduce the problem of what I call "caveman links pages":

The caption reads, "When you're courting the search engines, you have to be sensitive to their needs." (My wife got a chuckle out of that).

How does the song go?

"I...
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You know the old saying: "Give a man a dollar and he'll eat a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger. Teach a man to earn a dollar and he'll die from eating Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers."

Well, it's something like that.

Russell Brunson and I are launching a new website where you can get 5 things for a dollar,...
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Copyblogger is running a haiku writing contest and giving away a MacBook Air, Product Launch Formula 2.0, and the Teaching Sells online training program. I want the MacBook!

To that end, I've written a "morphing" haiku -- each line of the haiku morphs into the next, taking me from writing the haiku on line one...
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Every once in a while, I hear about another "National Something-Or-Other Day" or "National This-Or-That Month", and it makes me wonder. Who decides that August 5 will be "National Underwear Day"? (I'm not kidding about that one, by the way!)

Unless there's some Department of National Days and Months that I've never heard about, anybody...
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"Evolution is like a box of baboons, you never design what your gonna implement." That almost sounds like it could mean something, doesn't it?

I've got a script running on my blog named "Wisdom of the Drunken Sages" (it's one of mine). It takes the structure of a familiar sentence (like the Forrest Gump quote...
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