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	<title>Alpha Gecko &#187; Humor</title>
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	<description>Antone Roundy on technology, arts, humor, and the rest of the universe</description>
	<pubDate>Wed, 20 Aug 2008 02:02:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>National X Day</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2008/08/05/national-x-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Every once in a while, I hear about another &#8220;National Something-Or-Other Day&#8221; or &#8220;National This-Or-That Month&#8221;, and it makes me wonder. Who decides that August 5 will be &#8220;National Underwear Day&#8221;? (I&#8217;m not kidding about that one, by the way!)
Unless there&#8217;s some Department of National Days and Months that I&#8217;ve never heard about, anybody can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Evolution is Like a Box of Baboons&#8230;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2008/07/24/evolution-is-like-a-box-of-baboons/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Evolution is like a box of baboons, you never design what your gonna implement.&#8221; That almost sounds like it could mean something, doesn&#8217;t it?
I&#8217;ve got a script running on my blog named &#8220;Wisdom of the Drunken Sages&#8221; (it&#8217;s one of mine). It takes the structure of a familiar sentence (like the Forrest Gump quote used [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My First YouTube Video</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2008/02/04/my-first-youtube-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve finally done it &#8212; Saturday night, I posted my first video on YouTube. It&#8217;s one that I made for my Guru Stalker website, but I&#8217;ll embed it here too:





I&#8217;ll keep &#8220;vodcasting&#8221; under that persona and see how it plays.
Oh, and stay tuned for a much more polished video for the song you hear at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;White And Nerdy&#8221; Green Screen With Donny Osmond</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2007/12/19/white-and-nerdy-green-screen-with-donny-osmond/</link>
		<comments>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2007/12/19/white-and-nerdy-green-screen-with-donny-osmond/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not one to spend a lot of time watching YouTube videos, but videos like this make me wonder whether I&#8217;m missing more than I realized. This is the first take of Weird Al and Donny Osmond in front of the green screen shooting the video. In the final video, you only saw a little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Never Put Off Till Tomorrow What You Can Put Off Till Next Week&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2007/12/10/never-put-off-till-tomorrow-what-you-can-put-off-till-next-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[You know the saying, &#8220;never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.&#8221; I&#8217;d like to suggest an alternative, &#8220;never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till next week.&#8221;
Okay, I&#8217;m not entirely serious, but here&#8217;s my thinking: if you&#8217;ve got a task that you&#8217;re putting off because you just don&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Give A Man A Fish, And He&#8217;ll Sue You&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2007/11/29/give-a-man-a-fish-and-hell-sue-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Give a man a fish, and he&#8217;ll sue you for a lifetime supply. 
Teach a man to fish, and his friends will sue you for not teaching them. 
Ah, the new American dream! I&#8217;ve read where a number of people have talked about how people they&#8217;d given something to got a sense of entitlement, expected [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Seductive Affiliate Links Turn Ordinary Woman and Man Into Internet Marketing Venus and Adonis&#8230;&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2007/09/25/seductive-affiliate-links-turn-ordinary-woman-and-man-into-internet-marketing-venus-and-adonis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Sep 2007 22:29:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[How&#8217;s that for a headline? I&#8217;m trying out a new sales page for Fast JV with a little more&#8230;&#8221;spice&#8221;, shall we say?
Perhaps you&#8217;ve heard of the &#8220;AIDA&#8221; model of selling, where you first try to grab Attention, then inspire Interest, next arouse Desire, and finally provoke to Action. One popular technique for catching a person&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Murphy&#8217;s Razor, Mazel Tov Cocktails and the Peak Humor Theory</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2006/12/02/murphys-razor-mazel-tov-cocktails-and-the-peak-humor-theory/</link>
		<comments>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2006/12/02/murphys-razor-mazel-tov-cocktails-and-the-peak-humor-theory/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Dec 2006 14:59:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Last night, I thought I&#8217;d post a humorous entry about &#8220;Murphy&#8217;s Razor&#8221;, defining it along the lines of &#8220;the worst possible explanation is usually correct.&#8221; But first, I decided to do a Google search to see if anyone else had combined Murphy&#8217;s Law and Occam&#8217;s Razor before. Sure enough, 62 results were found. I&#8217;d been [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What is imitation crab (aka &#8220;krab&#8221;) made of?</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2006/10/13/what-is-imitation-crab-aka-krab-made-of/</link>
		<comments>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2006/10/13/what-is-imitation-crab-aka-krab-made-of/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Oct 2006 18:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[While perusing the junk mail at breakfast this morning, I came across this:

Uh&#8230;the lobster&#8217;s pretending to be a crab? I think I understand&#8211;he knows that crabs don&#8217;t get boiled alive.
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		<title>How to Steal a Drug Dealer&#8217;s Car Without Getting Whacked</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2006/07/18/how-to-steal-a-drug-dealers-car-without-getting-whacked/</link>
		<comments>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/2006/07/18/how-to-steal-a-drug-dealers-car-without-getting-whacked/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 18 Jul 2006 18:21:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an example of the kind of thing I think about while I lie awake at night.
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