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	<title>Alpha Gecko &#187; Humor</title>
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		<title>Forget the Crystal Kingdom, Dora. Save the US Economy!</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 01:38:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The long awaited night has come. My daughter is watching the new Dora the Explorer move, &#8220;Dora Saves the Crystal Kingdom&#8221;. Here&#8217;s my outline for a better Dora movie.
Dora and Boots go to withdraw money from the ATM, only to find that their bank has failed. During the transition to FDIC control, the ATM is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Lookin&#8217; for (Link) Love in All the Wrong Places&#8230;&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Jun 2009 04:21:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[link exchange]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here&#8217;s an image I whipped up for my link exchange website just after I introduce the problem of what I call &#8220;caveman links pages&#8221;:

The caption reads, &#8220;When you&#8217;re courting the search engines, you have to be sensitive to their needs.&#8221; (My wife got a chuckle out of that).
How does the song go?
&#8220;I was lookin&#8217; for [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Give a Man a Dollar and He&#8217;ll Eat a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Apr 2009 16:17:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know the old saying: &#8220;Give a man a dollar and he&#8217;ll eat a Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger. Teach a man to earn a dollar and he&#8217;ll die from eating Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers.&#8221;
Well, it&#8217;s something like that.
Russell Brunson and I are launching a new website where you can get 5 things for a dollar, and none [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How to Turn a Poem Into a Computer</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 12 Nov 2008 18:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Poetry]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[copyblogger]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[haiku]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Copyblogger is running a haiku writing contest and giving away a MacBook Air, Product Launch Formula 2.0, and the Teaching Sells online training program. I want the MacBook!
To that end, I&#8217;ve written a &#8220;morphing&#8221; haiku &#8212; each line of the haiku morphs into the next, taking me from writing the haiku on line one to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>National X Day</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/national-x-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Aug 2008 16:33:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every once in a while, I hear about another &#8220;National Something-Or-Other Day&#8221; or &#8220;National This-Or-That Month&#8221;, and it makes me wonder. Who decides that August 5 will be &#8220;National Underwear Day&#8221;? (I&#8217;m not kidding about that one, by the way!)
Unless there&#8217;s some Department of National Days and Months that I&#8217;ve never heard about, anybody can [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Evolution is Like a Box of Baboons&#8230;&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jul 2008 00:17:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Evolution is like a box of baboons, you never design what your gonna implement.&#8221; That almost sounds like it could mean something, doesn&#8217;t it?
I&#8217;ve got a script running on my blog named &#8220;Wisdom of the Drunken Sages&#8221; (it&#8217;s one of mine). It takes the structure of a familiar sentence (like the Forrest Gump quote used [...]]]></description>
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		<title>My First YouTube Video</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/my-first-youtube-video/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Feb 2008 15:25:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve finally done it &#8212; Saturday night, I posted my first video on YouTube. It&#8217;s one that I made for my Guru Stalker website, but I&#8217;ll embed it here too:





I&#8217;ll keep &#8220;vodcasting&#8221; under that persona and see how it plays.
Oh, and stay tuned for a much more polished video for the song you hear at [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;White And Nerdy&#8221; Green Screen With Donny Osmond</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 19 Dec 2007 04:09:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not one to spend a lot of time watching YouTube videos, but videos like this make me wonder whether I&#8217;m missing more than I realized. This is the first take of Weird Al and Donny Osmond in front of the green screen shooting the video. In the final video, you only saw a little [...]]]></description>
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		<title>&#8220;Never Put Off Till Tomorrow What You Can Put Off Till Next Week&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/never-put-off-till-tomorrow-what-you-can-put-off-till-next-week/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Dec 2007 15:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[You know the saying, &#8220;never put off till tomorrow what you can do today.&#8221; I&#8217;d like to suggest an alternative, &#8220;never put off till tomorrow what you can put off till next week.&#8221;
Okay, I&#8217;m not entirely serious, but here&#8217;s my thinking: if you&#8217;ve got a task that you&#8217;re putting off because you just don&#8217;t have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Give A Man A Fish, And He&#8217;ll Sue You&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/give-a-man-a-fish-and-hell-sue-you/</link>
		<comments>http://antone.geckotribe.com/alpha-gecko/give-a-man-a-fish-and-hell-sue-you/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 00:47:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Antone Roundy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Give a man a fish, and he&#8217;ll sue you for a lifetime supply. 
Teach a man to fish, and his friends will sue you for not teaching them. 
Ah, the new American dream! I&#8217;ve read where a number of people have talked about how people they&#8217;d given something to got a sense of entitlement, expected [...]]]></description>
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