How’s that for a headline? I’m trying out a new sales page for Fast JV with a little more…”spice”, shall we say?
Perhaps you’ve heard of the “AIDA” model of selling, where you first try to grab Attention, then inspire Interest, next arouse Desire, and finally provoke to Action. One popular technique for catching a person’s [...]

Last night, I thought I’d post a humorous entry about “Murphy’s Razor”, defining it along the lines of “the worst possible explanation is usually correct.” But first, I decided to do a Google search to see if anyone else had combined Murphy’s Law and Occam’s Razor before. Sure enough, 62 results were found. I’d been [...]

While perusing the junk mail at breakfast this morning, I came across this:

Uh…the lobster’s pretending to be a crab? I think I understand–he knows that crabs don’t get boiled alive.
 

Here’s an example of the kind of thing I think about while I lie awake at night.
 

All the hubbub over Larry Miller cancelling the showing of Brokeback Mountain at his Utah theater got me thinking about potential sequel titles. Here are a few ideas:
Flatback Praire: a love story about two gay farmers.
Moneyback Mall: a love story about two gay retailers.
Comeback Field: a love story about two gay quarterbacks.
Humpback Island: a love [...]

Utah residents watching The Amazing Race got a good chuckle tonight at the expense of the Utah-hating Weaver family. After listening to them dis our state, we enjoyed watching them make a major route finding mistake on their way from Heber City to Park City. The editing on the show didn’t even begin to do [...]

Trans fats can’t be as bad as people make them out to be, because everyone named Tran that I’ve ever known has been pretty skinny.
 

The news said today that the glaciers of Greenland are melting (Greenland may actually turn green!), and I wondered, is global warming going to destroy cancer cures in the Amazon, or uncover them in Greenland?
Seriously though, I’m sure we’re losing more life in the Amazon than we’re gaining in Greenland.
 

The electronic crystal ball has shown me two words: “prehistoric comedy”. I see a caveman. I see laughing crowds. I see Chicago. I see spandex jackets. The future becomes clear.
Rob Becker’s play Defending the Caveman, a comedy about how men and women struggle to relate, in playing in Chicago. This much you can learn without [...]

If “Web+1” is to overtake “Web 2.0″, it needs a snappy theme song. Here it is, based on Love Plus One by Haircut 100:
Web Plus One
by Haircut 10.0
I, I clicked off of the site
Without bookmarking, “goodbye!”
Where does it go from here?
Is it blogging and feeds I hear?
R R R R S S
A A A T [...]