A private invitation
From someone I don't know
Arrived in my in box today
I didn't read it though.

Cuz I was busy checking out
Hot tips on penny stocks
I'd gotten from three strangers
Opportunity knocks!

I thought I'd spend the riches
That would soon come rolling in
On a logo for my company,
And Rolexes for my kin,

Down payments on a home or two
With super interest rates,
Rolexes for my friends at work--
I'd better buy two crates--

And viagara or cialis
Or an herbal remedy
To help my aunt and uncle
To jump start their family.

It's funny that they call it "SPAM"--
It isn't about meat.
But even though it isn't food
It sure is a nice treat!