A million monkeys pounding away on a million typewriters would run out of paper and ink before producing the entire works of William Shakespeare.

A million monkeys pounding away on a million typewriters would die out before producing the entire works of William Shakespeare unless they periodically took time out to reproduce and could be replaced at the keyboard by their offspring.

A million monkeys pounding away on a million typewriters would leave to lobby for funding to buy computers before producing the entire works of William Shakespeare.

A million monkeys pounding away on a million computers would reformat their hard drives before producing the entire works of William Shakespeare.